GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ZERATUL WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND ME ON MISSIONS THAT ARE TOTAL BUMMERS. WHY DON’T YOU SHARE LIKE ONE MEMORY WHERE YOU WENT TO A GODDAMN AMUSEMENT PARK. “FRIEND RAYNOR, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE SEEN AND IT IS AN EPISODE OF PARKS AND RECREATION I FOUND QUITE JOYOUS. THE FATE OF THE FUCKING COSMOS DEPENDS ON IT.” FUCK, ZERATUL, HELP A GODDAMN GUY OUT.
Great shot @iamelizah #rp! #janellemonae #naturalhair #themonaeunpinned #electriclady #queen #emotionpicture
I would be a terrible supervillain because I’m both overconfident and insecure and that is a recipe for explaining my entire plan to the hero to validate how clever I am for thinking of it and then leaving them unattended in a trap and never checking to see if it actually killed them
The best thing about Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is that the author literally just kept rewriting AUs of the original. Like, each adaptation was intentionally slightly more and more unfaithful to the original, but according to the rules of the series, every adaptation is equally canon relative to all the others.
For the record: I turned off anonymous after that message not because I have anything to actually hide about my last summer, but because lately about 1/3 of my anons are weird-ass nonsequiturs like “I know what you did last summer” that just reek of some teenagers giggling as they send it “just to see what I’ll say” even though I have no response, 1/3 have been clearly trying to bait me into saying something controversial, 1/6 are people who read things I clearly say make me uncomfortable and still think it’s funny or appropriate to do those things in my inbox, and only the remaining sixth are messages I actually enjoy getting. So I’m sorry to the 1/6
maximum of the people messaging me anonymously who I don’t hate, but for now, you’re going to need to sign your URL to any messages you want to send me