February 2012
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burnedbythefireoflove asked: oh look i'm presenting an award! oh wait no i'm not, i'm writing you a message. PROOF
burnedbythefireoflove asked: PROOF THAT I AM NOT NATALIE PORTMAN: she's getting interviewed at the oscars in like five minutes or so and i am sitting in my dorm room watching this on the television.... PROOF.
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I really love Woody Allen-style self-deprecating...
I don’t remember if these are jokes I heard in a movie or that someone told me or what, but I love this kind of joke.
Like:
“I was having an amazing morning.” “Then what happened?” “I woke up.”
Or:
“Where’d you get the idea that you weren’t good enough?” “I don’t know, I was just a baby.”
The thing is,...
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ballpointscythe asked: DAN. I just had an epiphany for why whenever I see your face I want to just hug it! You look like the lovechild of Kurt Hummel and Rachel Maddow. I don't know if you've ever heard that before, but I thought it was important for you to know.
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Idea for a supervillain:
A corrupt census taker who gets mutated (ninja turtles-style) into a half-orange hybrid.
His name: Jerry Mandarin.
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saintclairs replied to your post: Girl just sat down across from me in the dining hall with like 20 melon wedges. Actively resisting the temptation to say “Damn girl, nice melons!”
Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Don’t do it.
amche replied to your post: Girl just sat down across from me in the dining hall with like 20 melon wedges. Actively resisting the temptation to say “Damn...
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Girl just sat down across from me in the dining...
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My sister read the Hunger Games last night. She...
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Oh no I’m on tumblr in class I must not be paying attention
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Temporarily disabling the anon function. I’m having a bad day, and since I can’t answer nasty questions anonymously, it’s only fair that y’all shouldn’t be allowed to ask them anonymously. If your question isn’t nasty, you should have no problem attaching your name to it.
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Anonymous asked: Why do you care about how popular your blog is? Why do you do what you do?
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Anonymous asked: do u like to not pay attention during class and update your tumblr on every little thing that happens...you know your history professor knows you dont pay attetion...
I'm at the bell tower for a little bit if anyone...
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mockingjay- replied to your post: Hey everybody! I’m feeling kind of crappy today, so if anybody wants to cheer me up, I’d be completely in favor of that!
think of food and everything will be ok
Hey everybody! I'm feeling kind of crappy today,...
Also, facebook is broken for me, so if I don’t see your message, it’s because facebook has turned into M.C. Escher’s interpretation of facebook.
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How is it possible that advertisements stream...
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All of my followers from District 1 should follow... →
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Praise Jeebus! →
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Anonymous asked: About Suffragette City: It's a good old sex & rocknroll track. Henry is slang for heroin, so he's replacing one addiction for another (sex). I'm sure there are some more nuanced meanings, but that's one of the more prominent ones.
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You know, I've heard it about a billion times, and...
I seriously want to read stories out loud and then...
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It's like my blog automatically sends messages out...
With such a frequency that trying to explain that it’s unintentional would be futile.
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Anonymous asked: So, I'm seriously considering becoming a history teacher. But, my high school guidance counselor is crap. Like, you're-from-a-small-town-and-you're-never-going-to-get-out-so-why-try. crap. Do you have any insight into anything that might be even a little bit helpful? (Scholarships, Colleges, Time-frame, Things to keep in mind, etc.)
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recordsinmotion asked: heey im looking into temple university for college and i was wondering what some pros and cons were for the school? and i love that you post sherlock posters arounnd
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By the way, I found a light, funny movie with no...
Remember “Holes” with Shia LeBeouf, Sigourney Weaver, Gus, Medium, and Angelina Jolie’s dad?
That’s the one!
Now, some of you are saying that there’s a romantic subplot between Gus and Medium. I’ll give you that they definitely have a thing going, but I discount it because A. both members of the romance were dead 100 years before the story started, and B....
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Somebody found my blog by googling the following:
“emily haines” “sex with”
They landed on my “friend zone” post and immediately left.
If I were to do a "story time" type of thing...
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Anonymous asked: WordGirl is a real superhero, mate. You should look it up.
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Anonymous asked: can you post a picture of yourself? i want to know what you look like and if i've seen you before!!
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Anonymous asked: And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. Acts 16:31
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flyrobotfly asked: Powergirl. And Dr. Manhattan.
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Anonymous asked: wordgirl
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gingerstark asked: Aquaman.