Raptorific

I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.

• Frequently Asked Questions

  Some questions that are asked a lot:

  “What is the meaning of human existence?”

  I’m bound to secrecy but I can tell you it involves the words “baked ziti.”

  “What’s your name?”

  The answer to this question really depends on who you’re asking, so I can’t give you an objectively true answer. 

  “How do I get to Trenton?”

  I don’t know. Please stop asking me. Why are so many people so keen to get to Trenton anyway?

  “Can you spare any change?”

  I probably could, although I’m usually on my way somewhere and I can’t really afford to be giving out change to anyone who asks for it. 

  “How’s school going?”

  “Oh, it’s going great! I’m loving my classes, I’ve got some really cool ones this semester!” This is always my answer regardless of how school is going. 

  “How much does this cost?”

  I don’t work here. 

  “Where’s the bathroom?”

  I don’t work here. 

  “Have you seen Breaking Bad?”

  No. I will watch it when I’m good and ready.

  “Have you seen Game of Thrones?”

  No. I will watch it when I’m good and ready. 

  “What happens after you die?”

  Generally, a funeral.

  “Do you want something to eat or drink?”

  Always, but I don’t like to be rude and often do not have any money.