Raptorific

I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.

• My friend TJ usually tells me terrible jokes on facebook, so I like to try and derail them.

  Posted 1 year ago

  • TJ: what kind of bird brings babies?
  • Me: Velociraptor
  • TJ: close.what kind of bird doesnt bring babies?
  • Me: Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo Bird
  • TJ: no a swallow get it hhahaha
  • Me: Toucan Sam
  • TJ: you really know how to ruin a joke
  • Me: Iago from Aladdin

  • velociraptor
  • jokes
  • Cocoa Puffs
  • Sonny
  • Toucan Sam
  • Froot Loops
  • Iago
  • Aladdin
  • I don't even pretend to take facebook seriously anymore
  • facebook

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