Raptorific

I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.

• I really love Woody Allen-style self-deprecating and neurotic humor.

  Posted 3 months ago

  I don’t remember if these are jokes I heard in a movie or that someone told me or what, but I love this kind of joke.

  Like:

  “I was having an amazing morning.”
  “Then what happened?”
  “I woke up.”

  Or:

  “Where’d you get the idea that you weren’t good enough?”
  “I don’t know, I was just a baby.” 

  The thing is, I’m really not depressing enough to use these jokes candidly, but if anybody knows any more of them, please tell me! They’re like, the best kind of jokes. 

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