Dan, I forgot, I had a sexy dream about you! You walked up to me and said that I stole your oranges. I began to cry. I forgot to tell you, we were both fruit vendors, and both stole oranges and were in competition. You accused me of the greatest fruit vendor blasphemy. Then you turned into sand, which formed into the shape of a very large and intricate Death Star replica. Then I woke up. It was the best sexy dream I ever had.
Asked by Anonymous
Okay if this is your idea of sexy then you are losing major points