I originally planned to leave the dining hall and go home for the weekend, but I have been compelled to stay due to an overwhelming need to document the dietary choices of the gentleman sitting in the booth next to me.
I’ve seen this guy at the dining hall a bunch of times before. He appears to be in his mid-to-late 50s, approximately 5’6”, possibly of South Asian descent, and his weight appears to be barely in the triple digits. Those who’ve been to the dining hall may have seen the “milk guy.” For those who have not, he is called this because he is regularly seen carrying and drinking trays with glasses of milk that cannot be counted on one hand.
The tray he’s just set down next to me includes:
While writing that list, he ate three or four slices of cheese, left, and returned with a second tray containing:
And while writing that list, he left, got a third tray containing approximately seven glasses of milk, microwaved the glasses of milk, and returned.