Raptorific
I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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I can’t stress enough that I couldn’t care less what happens to these characters.
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neutral-milk-mind-palace replied to your post: I haven’t watched Glee in a really long time, but seriously: I feel kinda the same way…also I’d much rather see a straight up muscial show ala the Buffy epiosde, One More with Feeling
I just feel like there are so many things I could be watching that aren’t so damn fluffy. And I don’t mean the tone is light and soft, I mean it appears to have a lot of substance at a glance, but in fact has a large amount of volume and next-to-nothing in terms of mass. It’s the television equivalent of snacking on hard pretzels: It’s bland and flavorless, but at least it’s something in your stomach until something worthwhile comes along.
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It’s like every second of the show is shouting “HEY WERE YOU AWARE THIS SHOW IS GLEE? HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.”
And for some reason my parents have a monopoly on the remote and won’t let me change it, even though they don’t really like Glee that much either.
I don’t HATE Glee, I don’t think it’s incredibly BAD, but it is just plain not worth my time.
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My iPod Shuffle seems downright intent on making sure I listen to Lea Michele singing “Run Joey Run.”
I’m not even a glee fan
I found a package of the music on the internet like a year ago and figured it couldn’t hurt just to have it
And now my iPod wants me to listen to “Run Joey Run” every single day
halp
- glee
- I should probably just take it off my iPod
- But keep in mind that I'm the type of person who slowly accumulates 2 liter bottles of soda
- with half an inch of soda left in them
- because I always forget to throw them away even though I know I'll never drink them
- ''Run Joey Run'' is a 2-liter bottle of soda with half an inch of flat soda at the bottom
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The hell is happening?!
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And it always plays “Don’t Stop Believin’,” which is well documented as one of my least favorite songs.
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- People who talk about Ernest Hemingway in the same tone of voice as a six-year-old who wants to marry a celebrity
- People who button the bottom button on a long pea coat
- People who, in the same conversation, criticize someone for liking a cover of a song (because the “original is always better”) and mention their love for Bob Dylan (who has stated that Jimi Hendrix’s cover of “All Along the Watchtower” was better than his original)
- People who feel the need to explain to me why Bret Easton Ellis is such a brilliant writer
- People who think “not giving a shit” about what you write and including chapters that are completely unrelated to the rest of the book make someone a brilliant writer
- People who call the Tech Center “club tech” as if it’s an inside joke exclusive to their group of friends
- People who tell you Fight Club is their favorite movie and then, when you roll your eyes at their lack of originality, try to explain why I’m wrong to be sick of hearing about it (using the word “consumerism” no less than six times)
- People who mash up Showtime’s “Dexter” and “Dexter’s Lab” as if they are the first person to arrive at that conclusion. Bonus point if they actually say something like “I can’t believe no one did this yet!” or “I thought it was about time someone put these two things together!”
- People who have strong opinions, positive or negative, about Coldplay
- People who insist that I will love “The Big Bang Theory”
- People who sing Rush’s “Tom Sawyer” in public places
- People who make references to the Rocky Horror Picture Show and then look at me expectantly until I get it (which I do not, because I don’t really care about Rocky Horror)
- People who hate “Glee” but inexplicably still watch it
- People who force you to talk them through your jokes even though they were the only person who didn’t get it
- People who, in any discussion about movies, feel the need to publicly declare how much they hated “Avatar” and then explain why as if no one else in the discussion could have possibly arrived at the same conclusions
- People who insist I should have a smartphone even though I don’t want one, explaining that “it really doesn’t cost that much”
- People who are still quoting “The Hangover” on a regular basis
