Raptorific
I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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Hey did you guys know that the actor who played Dudley in the Harry Potter movies is the Second Doctor’s grandson
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So wait did people seriously not get that Harry was able to come back from the dead in book 7 because all three deathly hallows were under his control at the moment he was killed and he was the master of death
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Sometimes I hear people who say Petunia Dursley hated magic and didn’t want Harry to go to Hogwarts because she was jealous that she didn’t get to go to Hogwarts but Lily did
And I’m just like
“Couldn’t possibly be because her sister jumped headfirst into the wizarding world and ended up murdered to death and she didn’t want to expose the one bit of her sister she had left to that sort of danger, could it?”
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Chat reblogged from Raptorific
- McGonagall: While you're here, your house will be like your family.
- Harry: Well hopefully not like MY family
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- McGonagall: While you're here, your house will be like your family.
- Harry: Well hopefully not like MY family
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I like to think they shot footage to put Peeves the Poltergeist in the Harry Potter films, but couldn’t use them because upon review, he was making a face in every take, or as it’s commonly known, “Shatnering”
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Sometimes I hear people talking about how Sirius is the only member of the Black family to not be a Slytherin
And I’m just like
Tonks
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Neville shouted “Oh my God, I’ve killed Harry Potter!” in his fourth year, which means at 14 years old he was already confident that he was more competent than Lord Voldemort
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- George Washington: Gryffindor, since he was known for his leadership and honesty
- John Adams: Ravenclaw, because he was a highly-educated enlightenment thinker
- Thomas Jefferson: Obnoxiously Ravenclaw about everything ever
- James Madison: Slytherin, since he was a member of the elite aristocracy who benefitted from the hard work of others (specifically, the slaves he owned)
- James Monroe: Gryffindor, because of his whole “Mess with anyone on this side of the planet and you’ll have to deal with America” thing.
- John Quincy Adams: Also Gryffindor, because of his tenacious opposition to slavery and general qualities of leadership.
- Andrew Jackson: I thought he might be Gryffindor, but I realize that he’s probably a Slytherin because he got into the presidency by capitalizing his victory in a battle that took place two weeks after the war was over. If that’s not Slytherin, I don’t know what is.
- Martin Van Buren: Hufflepuff, because he grew up a farmer and, despite not being a very good president, was all about hard work (even though his family did own slaves) in school and whatnot
- William Henry Harrison: Gryffindor because of his whole war hero thing, but that’s kind of inconsequential because he was only president for a month.
- John Tyler: The worst type of Slytherin. The cowardly kind who automatically sides with whoever he thinks will come out on top. A disgrace to his house.
- James K. Polk: Hufflepuff, because of his conflict resolution skills with England and his adherence to his word.
- Zachary Taylor: Who even cares? He’s whatever house Mad-Eye Moody was in.
- Millard Fillmore: The worst kind of Gryffindor. Stubborn on his opinions even though they’re outright wrong.
- Franklin Pierce: Ravenclaw because of his shit-ton of education. Remember that Ravenclaw does not necessarily equal smart.
- James Buchanan: That Hufflepuff that all the other Hufflepuffs wish everyone would stop bringing up.
- Abraham Lincoln: That Hufflepuff that all the other Hufflepuffs are thrilled to be associated with. He was all about hard work and loyalty to the union.
- Andrew Johnson: Gryffindor, but again, not exactly a credit to his house.
- Ulysses S. Grant: A big military-type, he was probably a Gryffindor, but most Gryffindors try to hush this up because his problem solving method largely involved sending the Jews somewhere else and hoping the problem went away on its own.
- Rutherford B. Hayes: Probably Ravenclaw, but who cares?
- James Garfield: Hufflepuff, because of all the jobs he worked all the time. Interestingly, so far, both assassinated presidents have been Hufflepuffs.
- Chester A. Arthur: Probably a Ravenclaw because he was a lawyer, but likely also a Hufflepuff because of his facial hair. Incidentally, Chester A. Arthur fall down.
- Grover Cleveland: Like many fiscal conservatives, Slytherin.
- Benjamin Harrison: Like his grandfather, William Henry “Deadzies” Harrison, he was a Gryffindor, because he kept trying to get shit done that needed to get done, like voting rights for African-Americans and Education funding.
- Grover Cleveland: I have to count this guy twice to keep the count accurate, because Grover Cleveland had to be the asshole who served two non-consecutive terms and thus is both the 22nd and 24th President.
- William McKinley: Big Bill was probably a Hufflepuff. We’re three for three on assassinated Hufflepuff presidents.
- Theodore Roosevelt: The hat shouted “Gryffindor” when Teddy entered the room.
- William Howard Taft: Same as Teddy Roosevelt, only with Hufflepuff.
- Woodrow Wilson: I’m going to put him down as Gryffindor because of his managing of World War I
- Warren G. Harding: First Goblin President
- Calvin Coolidge: Probably Ravenclaw, because of all his education and because of his dickish devotion to proving he was better than you.
- Herbert Hoover: Ravenclaw, because he and his wife learned Mandarin so they could talk privately. NERD ALERT.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt: Like his fifth cousin Teddy, a Gryffindor. I’m starting to notice that a lot of wartime presidents were Gryffindor.
- Harry S Truman: Also Gryffindor, because of his leadership during World War II and willingness to make controversial and unpopular decisions to get results.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower: Gryffindor, because of his military history and his take-action leadership style.
- John F. Kennedy: Slytherin, not only because of his aristocratic family, but also because of his familial ambitions for the presidency and overcoming any adversity to achieve those goals. Our last good Slytherin President, and the first non-Hufflepuff president to be assassinated.
- Lyndon B. Johnson: Gryffindor, because of the “Great Society.”
- Richard Nixon: Slytherin, as much as I hate to be associated with him.
- Gerald Ford: The Hufflest Puff
- Jimmy Carter: The runner up for Hufflest Puff
- Ronald Reagan: Slytherin, even though again, I’d rather not be associated with him.
- George H.W. Bush: Also Slytherin. See “Ronald Reagan.”
- Bill Clinton: Ravenclaw, because he’s highly educated and thinks before he acts.
- George W. Bush: Squib
- Barack Obama: Ravenclaw for the same reason as Bill Clinton, and also because he’s a giant nerd.
