Raptorific
I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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im sorry but i dont get how jk rowling doesnt fit with the other three authors in that photoset?
Asked by Anonymous
Her name, like the others, lends itself to a pun. That’s why I included her.
However, a lot of people have gotten all up in a snit because they don’t believe she’s worthy of being included alongside Twain, Fitzgerald, and Hemingway. These people seem to think this is some kind of award or praise, but in reality it’s just authors whose names fit easily into puns. I would never knowingly praise Ernest Hemingway.
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Post reblogged from Raptorific
It was done specifically to annoy you. I thought “I know what that person’s taste in books is, so I’m going to make three things they love and one thing they disagree with just to fuck with them.” This entire post has been orchestrated from the beginning to, through a circuitous series of reblogs and shares, end up on your blog specifically because I know it bothers you that someone might put J.K. Rowling physically next to F. Scott Fitzgerald, Mark Twain, and Ernest Hemingway.
You caught me. It, like everything else, is about you.
I’d say I’m sorry for it, but I’m trying to put together a list of “90’s kid” TV Shows and I’m having a lot of trouble thinking of shows that came out in 2001.
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It was done specifically to annoy you. I thought “I know what that person’s taste in books is, so I’m going to make three things they love and one thing they disagree with just to fuck with them.” This entire post has been orchestrated from the beginning to, through a circuitous series of reblogs and shares, end up on your blog specifically because I know it bothers you that someone might put J.K. Rowling physically next to F. Scott Fitzgerald, Mark Twain, and Ernest Hemingway.
You caught me. It, like everything else, is about you.
I’d say I’m sorry for it, but I’m trying to put together a list of “90’s kid” TV Shows and I’m having a lot of trouble thinking of shows that came out in 2001.
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I have too much time on my hands.
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JK Rowling. Forks, Washington
Asked by Anonymous
“Hello!” Said J.K. to the person on the other side of the door, pulling behind her a massive carafe of tea on a cart with teacups and biscuits on it.
“What is—”
“The people in this town have gotten a bad reputation because of those books. Personally, I believe that anything that introduces young people to the joy of reading can’t be all bad, but a lot of people associate this town with the negative feelings they have towards that series. So, to extend an olive branch, I’m bringing tea and biscuits to every person in Forks.”
J.K. poured the person a cup of tea and handed them a packet of biscuits.
“Th-Thank you!” said the person at the door, “I’m a big fan!”
“Well, I have to get going, there’s a lot of houses to get to! But I can’t leave before I give you your hug!”
J.K. hugged the person, then a rainbow came down from the sky. She rode it to the next house.
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