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• I saw this image today, and I’ve heard a lot of these apparent creepy coincidences between the Lincoln and Kennedy assassinations before, and they absolutely drive me crazy. I just wanted to set the record straight on a few of them:

  Posted 1 year ago

  

  Except that John Wilkes Booth wasn’t a southerner (In fact, he was born above the Mason-Dixon line and spent most of his time performing in Union States), and that the Theater where Lincoln was shot was called “Ford’s” and not “Kennedy.” Also, both John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald were only known by three names after they committed their crimes. Oswald went by “Lee Oswald,” and Booth went by “John Wilkes.” Also, Booth was born in 1838, not 1839, and Lincoln never had a secretary named “Kennedy.” 

  Also, I can’t find any record of a town called Monroe, Maryland, and I certainly hope Kennedy wasn’t with Marilyn Monroe the week before he was assassinated, because she had already been dead for over a year. 

  • All of the vaguely interesting coincidences are just outright not true
  • The rest are just like ''Did you know that both Lincoln and Kennedy were PRESIDENT when they died? Creeped out yet? THEY WERE ALSO BOTH DUDES.''
  • Because having the same amount of letters in your last name is so eerie
  • Guys I have the same amount of letters in my last name as Zachary Quinto! I'M REALLY FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW
  • It's like people will automatically believe any text that's superimposed onto a jpg image
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  • John F. Kennedy
  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Lincoln
  • Kennedy
  • Assassination
  • John Wilkes Booth
  • Lee Harvey Oswald
  • President
  • Politics
  • Stop being wrong on the internet people I don't have the time to correct all of you

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