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I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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im sorry but i dont get how jk rowling doesnt fit with the other three authors in that photoset?
Asked by Anonymous
Her name, like the others, lends itself to a pun. That’s why I included her.
However, a lot of people have gotten all up in a snit because they don’t believe she’s worthy of being included alongside Twain, Fitzgerald, and Hemingway. These people seem to think this is some kind of award or praise, but in reality it’s just authors whose names fit easily into puns. I would never knowingly praise Ernest Hemingway.
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I have too much time on my hands.
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Note: I’m excluding really obvious stuff like “Punch out John Wilkes Booth” and “Kill baby Hitler,” you know, things that would so severely change history that I’d have to re-take all my history classes.
- Try Coca-Cola while it still had cocaine in it.
- Talk to Mark Twain about how horrible bicycles are.
- Get Arthur Conan Doyle’s opinion on “Sherlock.”
- Punch Ernest Hemingway in his stupid beardy face.
- Find everyone who feels smugly superior for being a “90s kid,” go back, steal them as a baby, and deliver them back to their parents 10 years later (they’d still be babies because Time machine) so they have to grow up in the 2000s.
- Go back in time and do all in my power to prevent the production of “New Girl.”
- Go forward and pick up copies of lots of movies that have not come out yet. (Get on this, Hunger Games fandom)
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