Everybody rips on Crystal Pepsi but I think we’re ignoring the weirder variants on cola that Pepsi has tried to push on us.
Like Pepsi Blue, a berry-flavored monstrosity that attempted an ungodly fusion of pepsi and the color blue:
Or what about Pepsi Kona, the coffee-flavored soda which was apparently dreamed up when people realized there was no drink that gives you the caffeine of a can of soda, but the flavor of a cup of coffee:
I take it with cream, no sugar.
Then there was the king of all weird attempts at soda flavor, Pepsi Holiday Spice, which was just Pepsi with cinnamon:
Ah yes, Christmas just isn’t complete if you don’t sit by the fire and drink a nice mug of cola with cinnamon, just like Grandma Pepsi used to make!
Mixed berry muffin and a 20 oz. Pepsi. Breakfast of Champions. God bless Monica, the girl who works at the Lucky Cup, for not judging me on the fact that I buy at least one soda from her every day.
Temple students, you’re going to need to pull on all your Sherlock Holmes and Batman skills here: Where am I?