Raptorific

I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.

• Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by my brain

  Posted 1 year ago

  • Me: But like, imagine realizing that you are currently in a future you dreamed up, and that soon you'll wake up in 1890 and things like the Internet and the Hunger Games and everyone you've ever known will just be a distant memory or a distillation of something from the real life?
  • Me: Oh god
  • Me: Oh god oh god why would i say that
  • Me: Oh god I have to sleep tonight
  • Lizzie: WHYYY
  • Me: NO
  • Lizzie: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!
  • Lizzie: YOU'RE EVIL
  • Me: AAAAAAAGH
  • Lizzie: BLARG
  • Me: GODDAMMIT BRAIN
  • Lizzie: WHAT EVEN

  • Oh god no
  • Oh god oh god 1890 was like the worst
  • I don't want to go to there
  • The Hunger Games
  • burnedbythefireoflove
  • Nooooo
  • Why would I think that
  • I thought there were safeguards in place to make sure I never thought of anything this terrifying
  • THAT YOU CAN NEVER PROVE IS NOT TRUE

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