capitolprostitute replied to your post: WILLARD MITT ROMNEY. STOP INTERRUPTING THE MEDIATOR, YOU HORSE’S ASS.
im a moderate republican and even i yelled OMFG MITT MOVE ON
Correction: that should have read “DANCING HORSE’S ASS.”
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One time when I was really little my mom made little colorful round pillows and attached straps to them so they fit on us like sandwich boards, then silk-screened the letter M onto them, and my sisters and I went as M&Ms.
capitolprostitute replied to your post: OMG U MADE CATNIS TOO BROWN AND HER BOOBS R 2 BIG SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE EMACIATED GAWD (my use of the word emaciated kills the whole anon trolling bit huh…oh well)
bewbs right obviously. actually the fandom’s big debate over JLaw was that she was too curvy to play Katnis who probably wouldn’t have very large boobs or hips since near starvation at 11 years old tends to stunt development and she would be skinny
And what they really should have been debating about is the whole “pale-skinned blonde white woman playing an olive-skinned dark-haired woman of color” thing
I never understood the “Jennifer Lawrence isn’t skinny” aspect of the debate, though, mostly because if Jennifer Lawrence is where we draw the line for “not skinny,” there’s something really wrong with our system of gauging that.
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Bahahaha, I was actually expecting anons like this, even though Katniss is super skinny in that drawing and the books actually never make mention of her boobs (although it can be safely assumed that she has them) and she is dark-skinned in the books
Also, anons spell it “bewbs”
capitolprostitute replied to your post: theladyweaver reblogged your photoset:…
i love when you call out fallacies
The best part of it is that I usually turn around and immediately giggle at the word “fallacies” because it sounds like “phallus.”
Pretty much the reason I quit the debate team.
And the reason I joined the improv team.
capitolprostitute replied to your post: iloafpeetajawsh reblogged your photoset: Sarcastic…
omg can you imagine sassy gay cinna coming in right before katniss and peeta eat nightlock?? look at your life, look at your choices
Believe it or not, that was one of Katniss’ better decisions. There was a situation where only one person could walk out of there alive and her problem solving got two people out of there.
Maybe better advice would be “stop considering Gale’s run-away plans, they are the ravings of a madman,” or maybe “stop getting drunk with Haymitch, the last person who tried to solve their problems that way grew up to be Haymitch.”
Although really “stop listening to Gale” is maybe advice that should have been common sense. It’s been two years since I read “Mockingjay” and I still haven’t forgiven him.
capitolprostitute replied to your post: Viola Davis for superman
eyeroll because I told you about that weeks ago
I thought “The Ender’s Game Movie” was a running joke about something that everyone wanted but that never seemed to be made, like “the next Duke Nukem game” or “The Artemis Fowl Movie” or “Sherlock Series 3.”
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Maybe not Superman, but she’d make an AMAZING Lois Lane. Plus, she’s going to be in the Ender’s Game movie, which I just found out was being made and am suddenly really excited about!
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On a related note, I got an email from Barack Obama this morning with the subject “Warning: this picture is cute.” The contents:

Holy Christ.