Raptorific
I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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chroniclesofpanem replied to your post: Wow there are kids outside very loudly having a…
you’ll be a great father someday
Caitlin, being a father necessitates that somebody wants to have sex with me.
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The other day Caitlin butt-dialed me on skype and I ended up talking to her sleepover for like half an hour
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did you know that if you farted continuously for like nine years you'd have enough energy to make an atomic bomb
Asked by chroniclesofpanem
do you know this from experience
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If all goes according to plan Caitlin and I are going to see Catching Fire together
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CAITLIN GET ON SKYPE OR FACEBOOK THERE IS A TRAILER TO TALK ABOUT WHERE ARE YOU
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chroniclesofpanem replied to your post: how the hell old am i
do you ever panic when you realize that your younger cousins are growing up because it means you’re getting old???I’m actually the youngest cousin on both sides of the family, but my cousins’ kids are like going to high school and college and I’m just like “can you not”
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When me, Caitlin, and Sydney hung out, Caitlin wasn’t a fan of my Bill Cosby impression so she pretended to leave, so Sydney and I snuck behind a building and jumped out at her when she came back
At another point Caitlin saw a hill and rolled down it without warning
