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I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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political-princess replied to your post: Hulk and Student Loans.
Omg this needs to be rebloggable
Done and done like Atilla the hun.
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If don’t have a sentence planned, I will sometimes start it with “students” out of sheer muscle memory.
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- Got in an argument with a medium-sized dog
- Accidentally ended up trapped in a teenage girl’s birthday party
- Had physical altercations with not one, but two elevators
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The pizza seems to be only called that because of its passing resemblance to the Italian dinner pastry. The approximation of pizza by Messrs. Johnson and Hardwick is akin to an attempt by a five-year old to recount the plot of “Pulp Fiction” which has been told to them secondhand. I would say that the meal left me wanting, but quite the opposite was true. After experiencing their attempt at pepperoni pizza, quite possibly the simplest of dishes to prepare, the last thing I wanted was to attempt any of their food.
I’d shoot for Gordon Ramsay, but the staff gets pretty pissed if you shout at them like that.
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Not entirely sure what possessed me to draw this one:
This is a flamingo and that is his opinion:
Education classes make me think about Edward James Olmos:
This exchange happened to me the other day. Monica, the girl behing the counter at the Lucky Cup, has apparently noticed that I purchase a soda from her ALL THE TIME:
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I don’t know if the Halloween Store sells “Sexy ACLU” costumes, but I wouldn’t put it past them.
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- Rule number one of the library is you do not talk in the library.
- Rule number two of the library is you do not talk in the library.
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- You hate your roommate
- Your roommate hates you
- At one point your roommate had sex in a place where you usually sit, then told you about it while you were sitting there
- Your roommate leaves post-its on her stuff that say “Do not touch”
- I don’t care what passive-agressive things your roommate says or does to you, because you were clearly raised by wolves if you don’t know that libraries are supposed to be silent.
- You have had six packets of Sweet-and-low today. I understand this one. That was such an important factoid to share with your boyfriend that it couldn’t possibly have waited until you two were out of the library.
- I will not tolerate werewolves. I am wearing a silver ring, and I'm fairly certain feeding it to you will have the same effect as a silver bullet.
- You could just as easily have this conversation in the tech center, SAC, any of the class halls that are still open, on any of the tables around campus, and you wouldn't be breaking a rule everyone else has known and followed since they knew how to read.
- Maybe I should pity her. If she doesn't know the quiet in the library rule, maybe she's illiterate and has never had cause to learn it before.
- temple
- temple university
- college
- Seriously shut up
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Doc Brown:
And the woman from “Short Skirt/Long Jacket,” seen on the subway:
