Raptorific
I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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Photoset reblogged from Raptorific
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- When, even though the sign says “DON’T WALK,” there are no cars coming in either direction and you can cross the street anyway
- Remembering you have leftovers
- When you move ever-so-slightly and the cat is so startled it jumps three feet in the air
- Flipping through the channels and finding several straight episodes of “Futurama”
- Getting a package you forgot you ordered
- Recognizing a favorite actor in a bit part in a movie you first saw before you knew them.
- The rare occasion when your iPod’s shuffle hits a hot streak and you go like five or six songs without skipping any.
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Doctor Zoidberg
Asked by cabaline
That would be a fabulous, crabulous day! Woob woob woob woob!
(my spell check didn’t recognize “crabulous” and suggested I change it to “crapulous,” which begs the question: “why was ‘crapulous’ in my dictionary?”)
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Top five things Zapp Brannigan would do if he was President of the United States right now.
Asked by geeksaurusrex
- Pop a nice bottle of sham-paggen.
- Repeal Brannigan’s law
- Lament the lack of velour in the Oval Office
- Attempt to find a first lady
- Be impeached and removed from office for inappropriate sexual advances
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Mr. President. What the hell.
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“You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!”
