So Dan, (I read your info page, so now I know your rightful name.) Did you know, elephants cannot jump. Fish can't pee. Humans are the only mammals that sleep on their backs. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day. Cuba, got all of it's foreign exports cut off in the 1950's so they are literally stuck in time. Still driving cars from the 1950's, the prices of the 1950's, etc. All of that logic just slapped you in the face because I bet you know none, or maybe one of those facts above.
Asked by peenisstopia-deactivated2012040
I actually knew all of those facts except the pizza one! I’ll raise you an interesting fact for each one I knew, though!
- Kangaroos cannot move backwards, and they only box when wearing gloves, because they’re actually trying to grab your shoulders so they can stab you with their toenails.
- Scientists once introduced the concept of currency to a group of capuchin monkeys, who promptly invented prostitution within their group. The scientists also taught the monkeys how to gamble, bringing each of them one cigar away from the capuchin equivalent of Bender.
- There was a group in the 1800s called the Oneida community, who had some new and different ideas on the subject of marriage. Even though “thinking Mormons are weird” was the national pastime in the 19th century, pretty much everyone thought these guys were weird, including the Mormons. Not one, but 2 of the 4 successful United States Presidential Assassins were at one point a part of this community (the less famous ones, Leon Czolgosz and Charles Guiteau)