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I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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I wanted to make a Snow poster, and the Lincoln quote seemed pretty on-the-nose, seeing as President Snow entirely thinks he’s Lincoln.
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Dan, you're super awesome. You know that?
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Does this mean I can call you Dino Dan or..
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I can’t tell you what you can or can’t call anyone. Whether or not I’d like it is a different matter.
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It's okay. I know how much you hate me. But, why?
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Any answer I give to this would be under false pretenses, and can’t possibly be taken as valid. The only person I hate is Taylor Swift.
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How bad do you wish Jennifer Lawrence would be in your bed when you wake up?
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As bad as Adrian Veidt’s actions at the end of “Watchmen.”
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Me and you. Panem.
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“This is really scary,” you said. I agreed. “Let’s get out of here… RIGHT AFTER A BOWL OF LAMB STEW.”
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Eff you and your fabulous followers that ask you questions.
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So Dan, (I read your info page, so now I know your rightful name.) Did you know, elephants cannot jump. Fish can't pee. Humans are the only mammals that sleep on their backs. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day. Cuba, got all of it's foreign exports cut off in the 1950's so they are literally stuck in time. Still driving cars from the 1950's, the prices of the 1950's, etc. All of that logic just slapped you in the face because I bet you know none, or maybe one of those facts above.
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I actually knew all of those facts except the pizza one! I’ll raise you an interesting fact for each one I knew, though!
- Kangaroos cannot move backwards, and they only box when wearing gloves, because they’re actually trying to grab your shoulders so they can stab you with their toenails.
- Scientists once introduced the concept of currency to a group of capuchin monkeys, who promptly invented prostitution within their group. The scientists also taught the monkeys how to gamble, bringing each of them one cigar away from the capuchin equivalent of Bender.
- There was a group in the 1800s called the Oneida community, who had some new and different ideas on the subject of marriage. Even though “thinking Mormons are weird” was the national pastime in the 19th century, pretty much everyone thought these guys were weird, including the Mormons. Not one, but 2 of the 4 successful United States Presidential Assassins were at one point a part of this community (the less famous ones, Leon Czolgosz and Charles Guiteau)
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Hell yes. I'm glad you follow for awesome because I follow for badass.
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I swore I was the only person who thought Tina Fey should play Paylor. I didn't actually mean Eli should be Paylor :b she would rock as Johanna though, most deff. But Tina Fey is a strong, feminine yet stockier form of a woman. She is powerful, compassionate and gets shit done. Let me love you for agreeing with me.
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Ohhh, I like you, Emily Rose. (I looked on your blog so I could include your name). Your awesome response to my opinion and the fact that you shared it before knowing me means you are someone I’d like to know.
Followed BACK.
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