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I go to Temple and enjoy soda. I also like dinosaurs and Batman. I promise, I am not a child.
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ticktockpocketwatch replied to your post: ticktockpocketwatch replied to your post: Got to…
my favorite is when people say ‘fuck what yall think, i say what i want, i’m honest, i’m a bitch, i don’t care’ blah blah blah really? i know we’re on the internet, but show some decorum.
My favorite is when people put “offensive” in their descriptions. Like… that’s, uh, not something to be proud of.
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ticktockpocketwatch replied to your post: Got to be honest, if I’m considering whether or…
nae.22.awesome.colorado.h1pst4r.
My favorite is when they’re like “weed. movies. hair. booze.” because the implication is that the same action verb is used on every one of those nouns, any combination of which is hilarious.
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knee-uh replied to your post: Did you see that Showtime released the first two minutes of the Dexter season premiere?
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ticktockpocketwatch replied to your post: Did you see that Showtime released the first two minutes of the Dexter season premiere?
OHMYGOSH OH MAN OH MAN AHHHHHH
Might as well be me on that table
because I am dead
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ticktockpocketwatch replied to your post: Going to real quick reiterate how hella creepy it… i think it’s creepy to call anyone their daddy… other than their father, or spouse i suppose.
I’d say “Spouse” gets a creepy-pass on the condition that you are referring to him in the third person whilst talking to your child.
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ticktockpocketwatch replied to your post: why are you voting for Obama?!
“Mitt Romney was born on third base and spent his entire life thinking he hit a triple.” brilliant.
Credit goes to Barry Switzer, who coined that expression.
He was a football coach. That is the only thing I know about him.
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ticktockpocketwatch replied to your post: engaginge replied to your link: Let’s play a game!…
there’s also the test gaius baltar invented that we could be subjected to. but then, it failed to recognize the originals..
Confession: I have only seen 3 episodes of “Battlestar Galactica,” so the only words in that sentence that made sense to me were “Gaius Baltar.”
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